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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
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"A friend made a list of questions for his mom to answer about childhood flashbacks She threw them out"
"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."
"*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*"
"I watched my first porno film last week.... I looked so much younger then."
"[making out] ME: *grabs a blindfold from the nightstand* GIRLFRIEND: omg really? ME: *blindfolding the dog at the end of the bed* really."
"It'd be ironic if deaf people hung out in heards."
"What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear? An algebra"
"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"