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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."

"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."

"Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace."

"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"

"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"

"I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing."

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!"

"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"