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Joke of the Day
"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"
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"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."
"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."
"There is 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't"
"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."
"AMERICA: Where someone will eventually figure out how to fry Vodka"
"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"
"There's no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball."
"What do you call an Italian without arms A speech impediment!"
"My girlfriend is not allowed to go on vacation. If she wants to travel she better pick up a basketball and start walking around the house!"