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Joke of the Day

"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"

"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"me: did you know beethoven was deaf date: the dog? me: of course the dog"

"STEVE: ""Wanna go star gazing tonight?"" ME: ""What is that? Like a sci fi movie?"" S: ""No we watch stars."" M: ""Wars or Trek?"""

"Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor blade? She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift."

"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock... *who's there"" It's the chicken!"

"What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile? The spelling and pronunciation."

"What's in common between Batman and a black guy? They can't go into a store without Robin"