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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"
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"Saying ""I enjoy porn"" is considerably less creepy than saying ""I enjoy watching complete strangers have sex in highly unlikely situations."""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head"
"Me: *[pulls back shower curtain] ""Dinner will be ready in 10 minutes"" Him: ""Who the hell are you and should I be scared?"""
"This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore."
"What do you call five black men having sex? A threesome"
"JOB OPPORTUNITY: Riot police officers needed. Interviews are being held tomorrow. Come early.... ....beat the crowd."
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries."
"Step 1) Get a job selling punctuation marks. Step 2) ?????? Step 3) Profit."
"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"