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Joke of the Day
"I'm not asking questions for that friend anymore. Too embarrassing."
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"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"
"Simba was moving so slow until I told him to Mufasa"
"Stop! Hammered time."
"What do you call a Polish person going down a hill? A Rollie Pollie"
"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""
"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!"
"How do you seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever."