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Joke of the Day
"I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia... ...I fear the Wurst."
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"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."
"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"
"I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke."
"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready."
"a baby seal walks into a club.."
"My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat."
"You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number"
"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."