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Joke of the Day

"I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia... ...I fear the Wurst."

"[at checkout counter] Would ya like to donate $1 to- -No But you didn't let me finish -Is it $1 toward you shutting your mouth? No -Then no"

"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"

"What can a lawyer do that a duck can't? Stick his bill up his arse."

"The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat"

"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what's outside of it? K9P"

"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"

"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"

"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."

"Action Dan here, so I read a book on Stockholm syndrome. I didn't like it at first but I have to finish a book I start, by the end I was really into it."