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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mexican prostitute? Nach-ho"

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"I drink black coffee Because I'm not racist."
"What State do you go to to ask questions? Al-ask-ya"
"The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune"
"After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game."
"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."
"What do you call two banana peels on the floor? Slippers"
"The way I deal with my drinking problems is every time I want a drink I go to the gym. They have a bar there."
"How can you tell someone's a navy seal? they'll tell you in their novel."
"My friend just joined ISIS I was always bothered by his Sunni disposition"