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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"

"My son asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public... I said maybe."

"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."

"Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager ""i love you"" Now we wait"

"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."

"""Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant."" - inventor of the birthday party"

"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"

"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."

"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."