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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me this joke the first time she met my gf. What are three 2 letter words meaning small? Is it in?"

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"""Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant."" - inventor of the birthday party"
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"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."