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Joke of the Day

"The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat"

"Shout-out to my arms For always being by my side"

"In space they just call it ""Jam"""

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its arsehole."

"What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus? A cactus has all the pricks on the outside."

"I Have Decided To Publish My Sex Journal in two volumes. Volume A: Thinking About It Volume B: Talking About It"

"hey girl, are you my mom? cuz i'd like to kill your husband and fuck you"

"Today in an elevator, I got off on my floor, hugged the person next to me & said, ""You seem like a alotta fun. We should keep in touch.""."

"Which religion lets you eat as much pizza as you want without getting fat?"