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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."

"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"Whats long, brown and sticky? A stick."

"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."

"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"

"What's faster than the speed of light? The speed of *how fast my wife jumps to conclusions*"

"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."

"A Man With No Legs Walks Into A Bar..."

"Why did they call it cuppa soup because ebola soup wasn't very appealing"