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"If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge. Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead."
"Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over your lover's body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind."
"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""
"Why did the cannibal get indigestion after eating his high school debate team rival? He ate something that disagreed with him"
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."
"My wife & I went to a costume party as each other. She walked around pointing at things, asking how much they cost. I showed up 2 hrs late."
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"What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf"
"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"