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Joke of the Day
"Heard about the Berlin Comedy Club in the 1940s? It was Nazi time for Holocaust jokes."
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"Have I told you lately... ...is the least romantic line a toll-collector ever said to his girlfriend."
"How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers? Because they both ""practice"" their professions."
"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""
"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."
"Bumped into an old friend. We were both staring down at our phones. We just kept walking."
"I know a guy who has one eye bigger than the other His hame is Iain"
"There is no way alcohol kills more people than it creates"
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."
"I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off."