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Joke of the Day
"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."
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"Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg."
"My friend tells me he graduated from Europe with a Celsius in Engineering."
"If a Tesla car gets stolen . . . would it be called an Edison?"
"A cashier was serving a pregnant lady And enthusiastically asked ""Wow! Your child is so large already! Is it a boy or a girl?"" ""Yes"""
"Post game interviews always show the winning players thanking God but they never show the losing players cursing him."
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that. You cheat! think your so smart, Making me believe your the most important... pfft!"
"Elephant in sneakers Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!"
"If I lived in Gotham City I'd always be hinting I was Batman to get freebies. ""I'll get the bat-check. I mean regular check. Bat-thanks."""
"I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly."