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Joke of the Day

"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"

"Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it could become a first-aid kit."

"The reason I hate my girlfriend a vegan She doesn't like to eat meat if you know what I mean."

"I just invented a new word! Plagiarism"

"Dust bunnies are great pets because they thrive on neglect."

"me: how was your camping trip 5 y/o: good me: what'd you guys do 5 y/o: camped"

"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"

"Never date a Theater person... ... wayyy too much Drama..."

"The plane starts going down. I say, ""If we die, know that hat is hideous"". We all survive. Great Aunt Mildred hasn't spoken to me since."

"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013, .... Stare at your phone like a normal person."