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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
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"No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy."
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"
"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."
"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."
"How many cops does it take to push a hooker down the stairs? None, ""she fell""."
"I saw an Apple store get robbed. I was an iWitness"
"What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post? *I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*"
"looney toons fans: ah, good... once again elmer has failed to put food on the table... he won't survive the winter. this is truly hilarious"
"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."