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Joke of the Day
"Why did they call it cuppa soup because ebola soup wasn't very appealing"
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"What kind of computer sings? A Dell"
"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."
"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."
"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then"
"I've been hitting the gym 2 weeks straight and haven't seen improvement. Is it because I chose Team Mystic?"
"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"
"A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. ""Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."" The mechanic has a look under the car. ""Your alignment is off."""
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? You get squatters."
"Granddad once told me there's one requirement for a funny joke... And it's telling it in a funny voice."