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Joke of the Day

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"

"I was having the best day of my life But then I woke up."

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To get back to the first shop we went to 4 fucking hours ago!"

"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."

"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"

"Just reminding everyone on the sub, 9/11 jokes aren't funny. They're plane wrong."

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!!"

"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."

"Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad ."

"What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"