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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut up a hooker."

"How do find the blind man at the nudist colony? It's not hard."

"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."

"The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says ""but not entirely."""

"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."

"I want to open a sandwich shop in the new Islamic State it will be called the infideli"

"Next time you prematurely ejaculate Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey"