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Joke of the Day

"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."

"Witch Logic: I have the magical ability to turn any item into a flying vehicle. I guess I'll use that broom."

"Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!"

"I'm taking your mom to the new British dollar store Pound Town."

"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run! She has a grenade in her mouth!"

"Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions."

"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"

"A man gets a $5 hooker a man gets a hooker for $5 and get crabs. the next day he goes back to her and tells her. she says "" what did you expect for $5, lobster?"""

"4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin Sheila is remarkably ugly."

"What's the difference between Bluetooth and The Titanic? The Titanic sinks."