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Joke of the Day
"What does a Frog use to fish with? A TAD POLE."
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"Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist"
"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because you look like your parents are related."
"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"
"RT if your good at grammar."
"Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office. Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win"
"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"
"There is no peer pressure like washing your hands because someone else walked into the bathroom."
"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"
"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""