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Joke of the Day

"I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"

"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"

"Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing? Because it had ten tickles"

"A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch."

"Did you hear the one about the genius Redditor? No?, and you won't either."

"The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 5,000 pound boulder."

"Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi"

"I went to a zoo the other day and all they had there was a dog in a cage... it was a shih tzu"

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"

"A man's falling from the 50th floor of a skyscraper. When he gets to the 15th floor, he looks down and says, ""So far so good."""