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Joke of the Day
"Why did the student go to the strip club on his 18th birthday? He wanted to study a broad"
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"My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile."
"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."
"I read a book today about the dangers of alcohol. And that's when I decided to quit. Reading."
"How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend? Marriage, you wanna?"
"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."
"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."
"Life on mars found... To be unlikely."
"What scratches the window before it explodes? A baby in a microwave"
"A little girl says to her mother, ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when i grow up"" Her mother replies, ""Well pick one, Honey. You can't do both."""