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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile."

"You're so fat, you could sell shade."

"Why can't black people swim? Because the cops will arrest them"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."

"So a cop pulled me over one day for speeding... he asked: ""excuse me sir, but do you know how long i've been waiting for you?"" i said:"" i know, i'm sorry but i tried to get here as fast as i could."""

"""What kind of dog is this?"" ""Well actu.."" ""Hes cute"" *pets it* ""Sir thats my.."" *picks it up* ""Your a good dog arent you?"" ""PUT MY SON DOWN"""

"What idiot decided to call them meteorologists and not Storm Troopers"

"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"

"I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM.. Now we are discussing politics and religion."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"