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Joke of the Day

"My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song [OC] I told her probably John Melanin."

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard... They say he was just born without a sole"

"I needed to get a shipment of almonds to the airport quickly. It was so weird to call Uber and ask if they could drive me nuts."

"A spokesman for Kelloggs says the company now fears the recent incident may be the work of a cereal offender."

"I'm allergic to sharks.. ..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me."

"why are most reddit posts medium rare? because they certainly aren't rare, and are definitely not well done."

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mom jumped on one back in 1972."

"Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one."

"What does a rich physicist wear? Joulery!"