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Joke of the Day

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with..."

"Orion's Belt? A Waist of Space."

"I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a Lil."

"A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss"

"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."

"Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo"

"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""

"How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb? He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him."

"What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?"