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Joke of the Day

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"Three words to ruin a man's ego...? ""Is it in?"""

"Just ate some lipgloss so i can enhance my inner beauty"

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"

"Last week I was with a midget prostitute. I payed her $20 to go up on me."

"Nostalgia Critic Quote ""People may die, but stupid is forever."" -Nostalgia Critic"

"Me blacking out when I'm drunk is God's way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"*writing classic song* Damn, I have the ""For he's a jolly good fellow"" part repeating three times but how am I gonna wrap this bad boy up?"

"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."