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Joke of the Day

"A little girl says to her mother, ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when i grow up"" Her mother replies, ""Well pick one, Honey. You can't do both."""

"So a baby seal walks into a club... _"

"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"

"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"

"If these celebrity stints in rehab were any shorter, they'd be drive-thrus."

"Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter"

"Your iTunes is working just fine. Would you like to update it?"

"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."

"Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, and No Yen Tu."

"What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker? A no-bell prize"