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Joke of the Day

"I read a book today about the dangers of alcohol. And that's when I decided to quit. Reading."

"The power reddit has to change anything."

"Are black men becoming an endangered species? No! Endangered species are protected by the law. -Chris Rock"

"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."

"Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair."

"Doctor: I'm sorry, but your Dad's in a coma. Teen: Huh? Doctor: He's in airplane mode now. Teen: OHHH NOOOOO!!"

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"Don't make eye contact with me at McDonalds. We're both here for our own sad reasons."

"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They pass a playground where a little boys playing. The Priest says to the Rabbi, ""Hey you want to screw that kid?"" The Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""