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Joke of the Day
"What scratches the window before it explodes? A baby in a microwave"
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"I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques... It was riveting."
"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"