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Joke of the Day
"What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !"
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"""No comment"" said no woman, ever"
"I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best."
"When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down."
"Do you know how NASCAR got its name? It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said, ""That's a nas' car."""
"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"
"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"
"When a woman says she doesn't want a boyfriend what she really means is that she doesn't want you"
"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."
"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."