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Joke of the Day
"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"
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"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."
"I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost"
"LIKE if you don't ring the doorbell... You just text or call to say you're outside."
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"
"NSFW What do you call it when you give a pussy diamond piercings? Coochie Gucci"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."