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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Feminism and Islam One is a woman led group that aims to beat the patriarchy. The other is a patriarchy that aims to beat women."

"So I heard Lena Dunham has a new show coming out... It's called Sister, Sister."

"I once went out with a girl who worked with bees My friends said she was a keeper"

"I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school."

"They told him: your girlfriend is cheating on you.. He wiped away his tears & asked : Which one ?"

"I found a way to make all this gender identity stuff work for me. My right hand will now identify as female. Now I won't have to be sad every time I masturbate."

"if you have penciled-on eyebrows I can't hear a word you're saying because I'm staring at them"

"How many trolls does it take to read a joke. None. They get chumps like you to do it. CHUMPS."

"Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed? Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone .... ""Witherspoon?"" No, no. It was with a knife."

"I was gonna vote for trump . . . but now i'm kinda on the Pence about it."