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Joke of the Day
"When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down."
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"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!"
"Finn is not your average stormtrooper... ...because he doesn't know about either killing or white suits. But he does know how to install a toilet main."
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike... My dad was holding me from behind..."
"People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"""
"I want to start a Precedents Day, but it's tough because there's never been one before."
"A man told little Johnny ""I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van?"" Little Johnny replied ""I'll cum on your face for the entire bag!"""
"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."
"if jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"Who needs a security system when you can just Google Earth your house and keep hitting refresh."