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Joke of the Day
"When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down."
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"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."
"Laser joke A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser."
"would you like to come on our quiz show? you could win 2,000,000? [imagines spending the entire show standing up] ""no thanks"""
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
"What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands? Having half a screaming child on your hands."
"Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany? Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!"
"What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack? A Tut offensive."
"i just found that children's tylenol is made for children, not out of children, and i feel relieved. but that could just be the tylenol..."
"Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car? So he always hits the green when he's driving."