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Joke of the Day

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"

"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"

"Damn boy, are you my yoga class? Because I want to get hot and sweaty with you in 37 different poses and then not be able to walk tomorrow."

"Reddit's future"

"TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first"

"I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself"

"What do you call a chubby girl that's high? A baked potato."

"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"

"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."

"I genuinely want Trump to become the President. I've always wanted to see a president assassinated!"