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Joke of the Day
"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"
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"Darwin is a genius. Just realized I'm attracted to women in glasses because I'm more likely to reproduce with a woman who can't see me well."
"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"
"I was with my mom today when some guy backed into our car. I joked with my mom ""That guy's pull out game is weak."" My mom replied ""Not as weak as your dad's."""
"What's a Londoner's favorite seafood? King's Crustacean."
"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."
"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."
"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him, ""Let my people go."""