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Joke of the Day

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"

"Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning."

"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."

"He's making a list, he's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's Muslim or nice. Donald Trump is coming to town ! "

"Tear drop tattoos should only be for people with a lazy eye so we know which one to look at."

"Damn girl are you a Reddit trend? Because I just want to fit in.."

"If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick."

"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"

"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"

"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"