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"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."
"Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? (A glove.) First response: ""My Aunt Lydia."""
"I regret every fart I ever held in for you."
"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"
"Most offensive joke I know Why are dollars green? Because jews collect them before they ripen."
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"Sweatpants are the uniform of eating ice cream."
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"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."