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Joke of the Day

"I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best."

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"

"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."

"Talking about school grades with your parents like... Parents: Got any A's this semester? Me: Go fish."

"What do you call a shark with no friends? A lone shark"

"A homeless man staggers into a bar Plot twist... it was soap. He landed a lucrative job shortly thereafter and started sweeping his problems under the rug like the rest of us."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting together. A young child walks by and the priest says, ""Man, i'd love to screw that kid!"" and the rabbi responds, ""Out of what?"""

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"""Wow! Can you believe it's almost June already?!"" YES DEB, I AM WHOLLY MYSTIFIED BY THE NATURAL PROGRESSION OF TIME ON PLANET EARTH"

"I wanna see some BUTTS on da dance floor! ONLY butts. Detached from their owners, just kinda in a pile. In the middle. Nice. Good butt pile."