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Joke of the Day

"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."

"What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers Well Hung"

"What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone."

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."

"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills."

"It's fun to watch babies taste new things like ice cream, lemons, or 9-volt batteries."

"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."

"A nice pick-up line I made up Hey are you from Brazil? Because I'm trying to score with you seven times."

"Where do the stankass penguins live? Antfartica"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? He woke up later"