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Joke of the Day
"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."
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"I've just broke up with my girlfriend. ""It's not you,"" I said. ""It's me: I hate you."""
"Two women in a shared cell were in the prison for 15yrs. When they were freed... ...they spent another 2hrs talking outside."
"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!"
"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."
"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"