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Joke of the Day
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
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"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""
"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"
"Prince The artist formally known as alive"
"NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on."
"A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed twenty pots of Tippex this morning. Big mistake."
"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"
"What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A cramberry."
"Little-known fact: Jesus baked a perfect and delicious cake for the Last Supper. It is referred to as the Immaculate Confection."
"I stop drinking !!!!!!!!!!!!! .......but only when I sleep."