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Joke of the Day
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""
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"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"
"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."
"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."
"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"
"What's the best thing about getting Reddit at a young age? Getting tired of sandwich jokes before embarrassing oneself on one's first date."
"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."
"What building has the most stories? A library."
"If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger."
"Good yawning everyone"