200715

Joke of the Day

"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back? (_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction."

"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."

"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."

"What's the difference between an engineer and a prostitute? An engineer makes a lot of fucking money, whereas a prostitute could make a lot of money fucking."

"Why did the sick bird get deported? He was an ill eagle."

"Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap. There were a lot of casual tees."

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, ""But Chuck Norris isn't black"", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist."

"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""

"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."