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Joke of the Day

"If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined."

"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."

"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."

"Knock Knock Who's there? No bitches"

"What's long and black? The unemployment line."

"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."

"""I love Justin Bieber"" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?"

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket only snatches people's watches. Credit Sanford and Son Edit: Statches"

"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."

"Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work. Number 7,511 will shock you!"