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Joke of the Day

"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."

"When everyone was giving apples to their teachers, I was the one giving cucumbers... Still to this day, Mr. Smith won't look me in the eyes."

"A drum set falls out of a tree. Ba-dum-tis"

"Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps."

"What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute? When I cut up a prostitute i don't cry."

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. Because there's a mile between each 'S'."

"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."

"I just bought a pair of glasses from Zenni Optical. 20/20 would buy again."

"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."

"72 virgins This was it. The suicide bomber was going to blow up the US camp. Little did he know that when he woke up he would be surrounded by 72 engineering students...."