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Joke of the Day

"My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump. He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes."

"How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?"

"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"

"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."

"Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse? He was disbarred."

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

"What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine."

"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"