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Joke of the Day

"How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?"

"[NSFW] Doctor, doctor! Woman: Doctor, doctor! I've got three vaginas! Doctor: Well are they causing you any problems? Woman: Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"

"I saw a dead baby gohst laying on the ground this morning. Turns out it was just a tissue."

"Skunks are just mean cats with asshole powers. Get it?"

"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""

"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog ""NO!"" and then more quietly, ""We talked about this!"""

"What did the HTML coding dog say? Href Href!"

"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."

"Britain will be just fine... you always lose a few Pounds after a breakup."

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"