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Joke of the Day

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle? I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru."

"Pascal: Come on, we must go! Me: Man, you are really making a lot of pressure for 1 Pascal."

"Don't call Donald Trump a cunt. He lacks the warmth and depth."

"Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"I have an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex"

"The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties."

"Sweetie, who is this bully stealing your pudding cup before school?!? ""Mom, it's-"" *dad makes throat slice gesture* ""No one, Mom. No one"""

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."