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Joke of the Day

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"*goes into kitchen *makes toast *pours coffee *sits at table *opens Sunday paper ""WHO ARE YOU & WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?"" *sighs *leaves"

"Survey says According to a new study by the CDC, women are more likely than men to experiment with same-sex partners. Said men, ""What channel is CDC?"""

"What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists? No strings attached"

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."

"A short joke for you Redditors What did the Buffalo say to his son? Bison."

"If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead."

"Don't move, I know what I'm doing. *takes a nap"

"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"