200427
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine."
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"Momma didn't raise no fool. I did this all on my own."
"A prostitute got a tramp stamp It said ""tips appreciated"""
"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""
"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"
"For those with kids who love Frozen..... Knock Knock. Whose there? You. You who? You Who, big summer blowout! (Norwegian accent)"
"Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?"
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? The pilot you racist assholes."
"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck."