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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
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"Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?"
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"Am I crazy... ... or does it smell like boogers in here?"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To kick a sleeping homeless man in the head and steal his money"
"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."
"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"
"1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco"
"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."