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Joke of the Day
"Awww it's cute how your baby pulls my hair. Like she doesn't realise I will pull hers right back."
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"Why you shouldn't masturbate Dad: Son, you shouldn't masturbate otherwise you'll go blind. Son: Dad, I'm over here..."
"Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc."
"What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King"
"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."
"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."
"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"
"A homeless man told me to get home safely I smiled and said, ""You too!"""
"A hand grenade to a daycare? RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."
"As a child whenever I asked my parents to close the closet at night they always said. ""Why? Anything that could kill you can open that door"""