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Joke of the Day
"A hand grenade to a daycare? RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."
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"Never, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised."
"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."
"So I posted this on r/ShowerThoughts ""I wonder where I put the soap?"" (Mods deleted it.)"
"All I do all day is roll massive joints and deal with huge quantities of dope. Being a pipe inspector sucks."
"My run today was like my last date. Short, slow, and frigid."
"Never marry a tennis player Love means nothing to them"
"Where do the Mexican truckers hang out? The guay station."
"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"
"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."