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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King"
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"A teen is telling his parents what he wants to major in ""I want to be a history major,"" he says. The dad responds, ""No you don't! There's no future in it!"""
"Got laid off."
"Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !"
"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable? Artichoke."
"What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls"
"I'm not ready for a child, I should have never banged that stork."