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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc."

"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a **Juan on Juan** meeting with every Juan of them."

"Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we'll soon see who's leading the Poles."

"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"

"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."

"The awkward moment you're watching porn and your girlfriend walks in. I wish she'd told me she worked in the industry."

"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!"

"You know what they say.Once you go black.... you're a single mother."

"You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint."